Fortnite Was R’s Funniest Game – A Sputnik Poem

Fortnite

Sputnik says:

“Once were 82 villains,
and two of the crooks were called ‘the joke sausages’
They had a secret aromatic
machine making rubber teeth,
and as it was red
it could be sold for more than 1 million Bitcoins next to the boxes.
Eight heroes pulled out
and 
‘the joke sausages’
just smoked a chill feature.

Fortnite was R’s funniest game
because one could push happiness and burgers on everyone
and sing “brewer Rick broke the poke”.
People were ‘why’ in the head
and had to be shut down by Harry’s Heavy shutgun
when R was getting out of bed.

The villains also had a battle specialist with backward thick values
and tech loop with sausage manure.
They knew how to joke, for sure,
and make a golden gun
for the 82 heroes,
even though they should
have added the use of TriQum special
directly imported from Mars.

Fortnite was R’s funniest game
because one could push happiness and burgers on everyone
and sing “brewer Rick broke the poke”.
People were ‘why’ in the head
and had to be shut down by Harry’s Heavy shutgun
when R was getting out of bed.”

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